Ok gang, Mondays here at the Dropshop will now include some of my recent jokes/material/premise's. So if your doin Standup or just enjoy funny shhh please leave a comment/advice or even better some funny toughts of your own...
Premise(s)
Joel Osteen: The man in the mega church, all he does is ask for people to "contribute" to the faith with they're bank account. Watched Joel on ABC family the other day COMMERCIAL FREE....ONLY god gets commercial free programming. Nothing else is ever commercial free..at least they can show a catheter commercial for all the old folks who have to sit through hour long sermons.....work in progress
Teaching kids bad habits: Babysitting is boring enough, gotta make things fun...Your their big bro so why not teach them life lessons along the way...like KICK THE CAT (actout)
Not just any women but White Women: White chicks are THE most wild women out there, they party harder than Charlie Sheen fresh outta rehab..If there's booty droppin hip/hop playin & cheap liquor on tap get OUT THE WAY.."the stage divers"..How "dirty" is dirty dancing gotten?...I mean i was playin stinky finger and I felt outta place, look to my right and DAMN this guy has got this chick doggystyle banging her 2 the beat..He was actually holdin himself back by wearing pants....Cant beat those "Snooki's" though
One-Liner: Never get a used Limo, it would be a 1985 model with 20 yr old Tommy Lee jizz in the seats.
*All bits are (always) in progress
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